The truth about abs on patrol

All seemed normal on the quiet cul de sac.  Ian walked slowly around there was nothing unusual.  The squirrels had all gone to bed and even the cicadas were behaving this evening. Last night things had gotten a little sketchy, at least that’s what the other guard said.   The Jordan family lived at the end of the block.  The patrol had been alerted that there was going to be a sleep over for the oldest girl and that to be aware of any mysterious boys trying to crash the party.    Ian stood up straighter and tried to walk with a bit of a swagger when he remembered that the oldest Jordan girl was just a year or two older.  As usual he wore a loose shirt to hide his stomach.     He had been meaning to start working out, but he still had yet to find the exercice abdo.  Or at least to begin to find his own abs.  He was pretty sure they were in there somewhere. 

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